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“Course I am, s’not like you have any money. Poor exwire who’s still in highschool.” he snorted. “Nah, m’payin’ c’mon, whaddya want t’eat?” he asked, following close behind. He ruffled his brothers pink locks. “Still hate yer hair.” he mumbled.

“I know you do,” Renzou said, swatting the older brother’s hand away from his head. He then proceeded to try and fix it with his fingers as they walked. “M’not really craving anything though—what do you want?”

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“Awh, c’mon, go get reborn as a butterfly!” he smiled, “Then ya wont be afraida bugs anymore.” he grinned. “Don’t come hauntin’ me…I’ll just ignore ya. Ghosts ‘n shit don’t scare me, c’mon, Flamingo, m’n’exorcist.”

“No.” He shook his head. No not even funny. Even a butterfly scared the pink haired boy out of his wits. “N’ I don’t care if they don’t scare ‘ya…m’gonna find a way, damn it.” And with that, he turned to leave. But paused and looked back over. “…’yer payin’ right?”

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“Aw, c’mon, m’yer big brother, I have ta mess around with ya..Wouldn’t be a good one ‘f I didn’t..Wanna grab some grub?”

“Fine but—” He shook himself away from the older Shima. “One of these days you’re gonna give me a heart attack. And I’m gonna come back ‘ta haunt ‘ya. Just so you’re warned…”

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“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… CAN’T B’LIEVE YA FELL FER THAT! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA…”

    — ROLLS ON THE GROUND, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.

“You—Wha—”
   —Looks around
“Ki—you…you jerk.” 

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“DON’T MOVE ! I..ITS RIGHT B’HIND YA. IF YA TURN AROUND, S’GONNA JUMP AT YA!”

      —CASUALLY DYING INSIDE FROM LAUGHTER.

 —CASUALLY SCREAMS SOME MORE AND FALLS OFF THE DESK

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“R-Renzou…I think I saw one..” he gasped. “O-Oh my god, Renzou…S’..Do..Don’t move..Don’t move..”

Ding ding ding !

“W-WHERE?!”

   —CASUAL SCREAMING

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“But these ones ‘re ina jar, Renzou…They cant touch ya..Well, they were, anyways..Oops.”
Laughing so hard inside, little brother… 

“Kin-Nii—I hate it when you do this to me!”
   —Casually gets up on a desk
“…shit.” 

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“Eh? Why not? Beetles’re cool..”

Hook.

Line.

And _sinker.

“N-No they aren’t! n’ you know how much I hate bugs why would yo—” He stopped, hearing some sort of noise behind him. He quickly looked back, eyes wide. Now he was paranoid…

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“Does it look like m’jokin’?” 

      And? Mission: Accomplished.
Fear set in place.

Theres no jar. 

“Kin-Nii—this isn’t funny! Why the hell would you have a freakin’ jar of beetles laying around here?!”

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      —…Now where’d I leave that jar..

Oi !! Renzou! There you are!

Ya seen m’jar of beetles? I heard somethin’ crash earlier, and I think it was m’jar, but I can’t find it…

“Th-That’s…a joke right?” 
   oh god oh god oh god oh god 

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